Starship to Mars

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How are boys better at taking off bras than I am. I mean I’ve had a lifetime of practice. What.

runningwithscalpels:

marslovabledrollgeek:

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….Princess, IDK what’s up with your life, but I have never encountered this lol. The guys have always fumbled a lot, trying to be all smooth and I end up doing it myself. Do we need to have you practice on bras more? ;P I VOLUNTEER!! *COUGH*

Eh my recent ex could work it in under 3 seconds. With one hand. Goddamn boy was smooth. Meanwhile I fumble around like a dying fish trying to undo it with one hand. Also errr every other guy I’ve been with has had like no problem. Which is seriously embarrassing. Wow. I suck at girl. Maybe if I took someone else’s off? :D

#are you volunteering as tribute?

YES, yes I am. Anything for the betterment of your swag and all that. Because I am such a good friend, I will do this for you.

Now come here and take my clothes off, dammit.

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runningwithscalpels:

I’m finally allowed to post on social media that YAY MY BEST FRIEND IS ENGAGED and I’m so happy for her I feel like I can fly and I love her so much and I’m so glad that they’re taking this next step because they’ve been together for more than a decade they’re already so #married but still omg so excited and just. She’s my best friend, one of the select few (out of a total of 3 people in the whole world) who is allowed to see every single flawed part of me and loves me just as much as I love her and god I wish everyone had a friend like this who you can just be so 10000000% happy for and just. My heart is so full. Blessed Easter everyone.

Ooooh that’s exciting! By the time you and I became friends they were already dating, right? Maaan. I don’t know if it’d mean much coming from me, but send her my best and a hug, because LOVE.

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Happy National Women’s Day!
(A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.)
[sorry if your favorites are not included, I was going mainly for human women, or human-like women. So, no animals in this set. Also there is over 30 gifs. I couldn’t fit them all anyways.]

(Source: disneyyandmore, via disneyyandmore)

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